4 DAYS, SPARKLEBUTTS
That's 96 hours, 5,760 minutes, and an incalculable number of seconds (I'm a Sparkitor, dammit, not a mathematician) until Snow White and the Huntsman thunders into theaters and consumes your beating heart (that last part will be much more fun than it sounds, trust me). Here are the top 10 reasons that I'm foaming at the mouth in anticipation for this film—and no, I am not just going to write "Chris Hemsworth" as reasons 1 through 10. That would be stupid. He's only 1 through 8.