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Terrible Ways to Sign a Yearbook

Terrible Ways to Sign a Yearbook

By RG Daniels

“Congratulations! I didn’t think you’d graduate and here you are!”

“Good luck in the future! Your mom is hot.”

“Great to know you. Hope you don’t die soon.”

“Thanks for all the memories. And for giving me mono.”

“You smell”

"I'll always remember the time you set fire to the school mascot."

"I'm gonna miss calling you a nerd."

“Thanks for hooking up with my friend. He needed a boost.”

"Too bad you're getting left back."

"Good luck in college. If you ever need a bunker to crash in during the Apocalypse, gimme a call."

"Thanks for letting me beat you up."

"I'll always remember the time you set fire to the prom band."

"The robots will rise one day and wipe out all of humanity. Good luck in college!"

"Stop crying."

"I <3 Pokemon."

"Wherever you end up in life, remember this advice: There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's."

"Burp. Fart. ACHOO!"

"See ya later Darth Vader!"

"I'll always remember the time you set fire to the principal's car."

"Will you marry me?"

“I still can’t believe you stole a rhino from the zoo!”

“Seriously, how did you even get a rhino out of there?”

“I mean, don’t rhinos charge through walls? You can’t possibly keep that thing, right?”

“LOOK OUT!! RHINO!!”

"I'll always remember the time you set fire to your yearbook.  Wait a sec—OW! HOT! OW! OW!"

What's your go-to yearbook message?

Topics: Life
Tags: graduation, yearbooks, signing yearbooks, terrible things

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About the Author
RG Daniels

RG Daniels is a writer living in Brooklyn, NY. He likes ‘90s one-hit wonders, breakfast for dinner, and koala bears. He is currently on Level 163 in Candy Crush.

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