Harrison Ford

Don't tell us you've never wished Harrison was your History teacher. Just imagine the amazing bunny trails and crazy off-topic tales he'd waste your class time telling! He'd call all the girls "princess" (scornfully) and all the guys by their first names. Stuff we'd remember from class: how to shoot a blaster, jump to hyperspace, escape from a booby-trapped temple, how to hate snakes, how to not get your heart ripped out, and how to hunt androids.

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