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Worst Gmail Themes

Worst Gmail Themes

By Valerie Burn

We love Gmail, and the fun themes you can apply to one’s account. Many of the themes are upbeat, colorful, and cute… which got us thinking, what if Google made terrible themes?

Think about it: looking at images or effects of these things every day, all over your email account. Some are gross. Some are boring. Some are depressing. All are really bad Gmail themes.

  • Dog food
  • Ugly babies
  • Blood
  • Model United Nations
  • Clowns
  • Adolescent mustaches
  • Grandpa’s fingernails
  • Braces
  • School cafeterias
  • Band-Aids
  • Tongues
  • Backne
  • To Catch a Predator
  • Coin collecting
  • Supreme Court Justices
  • Taxidermy
  • Sweating while eating
  • Malware
  • That really sad Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercial
  • AP Calculus
  • Poison ivy
  • Hangnails
  • Passive-aggressive Facebook statuses
  • Socks with sandals
  • Sinus headaches
  • Hairy moles
  • Your gym teacher
  • Toddlers and Tiaras
  • Morning breath
  • TSA Security Checkpoint
  • Humidity
  • Pink slime

What’s the worst on the list? What did we forget?

Topics: The Internets
Tags: email, ridiculous things, funny things, gmail

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About the Author
Valerie Burn

Valerie Burn is a very cool Midwestern lady. She has lived in tons of exciting places, such as Wisconsin, Illinois, Minnesota, and Michigan. She spends her free time snuggling her beautiful, perfect dog Teddy, and reading the entire internet every day. Valerie enjoys eating things, buying things, and writing things, as well as watching terrible TV.

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