Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
You know what they say about the month of May: It comes in like May 1st, but man, when it ends, it's May 31st. It's not a very good saying. But they also say that April showers bring May flowers, and OH NERTS MOTHER'S DAY. Scorpio, if you run to the gas station right now for some wilted third-rate flowers that say "MOGTHER'S DAY," you just might make it in time. You might think you have a lot of time left, but you don't. You'll see why when it happens. Your lucky fish is the Jellynose Fish.