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May Horoscopes

By Jon_Skindzier May 7, 2012

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Libra (September 23 – October 22)

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but neither does almost anything else, so if you have some kind of a problem with moss buildup, then you are beyond the help of the constellations, and indeed of everyone everywhere. But if you get a chance to travel this month, the stars are clear: watch out for giant Indiana Jones-esque boulders, and steer clear of the Rolling Stones, and if a guy asks you to roll around in the moss with him, you should refuse on general principle. Your lucky fish is the Zebra Turkeyfish.
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