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May Horoscopes

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You catch more flies with honey than do you with vinegar, but then again, you catch more of anything with honey than with vinegar, except perhaps for vinegar monsters. But you will have to rely on your charming nature this month, or else you'll meet an incredibly attractive guy with an extensive fly collection, and you'll just pour vinegar all over him out of nervousness, and the evening will be ruined. Even if your charms fail you, at least you still have your stupid fat fish, which is the Caribbean Sharp-Nose Puffer.
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