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May Horoscopes

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Only nature can make a tree, Cancer, so don't feel too bad about your popsicle stick tree that the birds refuse to sit in, and that the neighborhood children laugh at. After all, you know what else nature can make? Guatemalan attack beetles. So perhaps the lesson here is that people will only give you the respect you're due once they know you mean business. Carry around a huge bag of snails this month, and when the times comes to use them, you'll know. Shout "Ooooh, SNAILED!!" as you deliver your righteous vengeance. Your lucky fish is the Mummichog.
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