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Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

They often say find love when you least expect it, which sounds like a challenge of creativity to us; for instance, we least expect to find love while cowering in a ditch on the surface of the moon, where we are hiding from moon creatures, and also the ditch is haunted. But maybe that saying just means "sometimes you fall in love at the post office, even though you smell bad," in which case fine, good for you. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Gemini, but if you google "beholder" you get this , so good luck picking which eye to rummage around in. Your lucky fish is the Spaghetti Eel.
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