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Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You're not getting any younger, Taurus. Of course, you could get younger, at least compared to everyone else, if you were to travel at speeds approaching the speed of light. Einstein once shoved some twins in a rocket ship and blasted them into the cosmos to prove this theory, and when they came back, one of them was a mummy, but it's also possible that we did not pay very much attention during physics class. Your lucky fish is the Pencil Catfish.
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