Pisces (February 18 – March 20)
Pisces, there's really no gentle way to tell you this: your sign is a fish, and your qualities are the qualities of a fish, like "introversion" and "fish taste." The deity in charge of your destiny is Neptune, the god of fish, and your lucky number is fishteen. The color most associated with your destiny is probably "fish color." This month, the thing you should watch out for is fish. Your lucky fish is the fish. No, just kidding, it's the Elephantnose Fish.