Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Capricorn, Capricorn. They might as well call you Napricorn. Other astrological signs get a bull, or a scorpion, and are known for obstinate creativity or crazy arrogance. You are a fish goat, known for being prudent. SNORE. So switch things up this month, and show the stars who's boss: blow all your money on illegal fireworks, and then store them cautiously in your safe-deposit box, of course. Your lucky fish is the Flabby Whalefish.