-Hula girls dancing around Barack Obama
-Stuffed panda bears wearing rainbow t-shirts
-Mimes trapped in a glass box…of rattlesnakes
-Kermit the Frogs speaking French
-Dolphins jumping through hoops made of Twizzlers
-Koala bears hugging the legs of Kobe Bryant
-Tap dancers with bunny slippers
-Giraffes on roller skates
-Magicians in white tuxedos floating around the Golden Gate Bridge
-Slinkys “walking” down an escalator while Bon Iver plays their entire second album
-Farmers on tractors with giant light bulbs for heads
-Ballerinas leaping over a giant bowl of butterscotch pudding
-Fat guys in an Iron Man costume
-Spongebob Squarepants clones bouncing off trampolines
-Galloping unicorns with trumpets for horns instead of horns for horns
-Will Ferrells in Tidy Whiteys running after buses in Mexico
-Shooting stars that make burping sounds
-Lana del Reys in evening gowns emerging from clouds of blue smoke with a plate of BBQ ribs
-Unicyclists riding backwards into quicksand
-Uhhhh... sheep. (When all else fails.)
What do you think about to get to sleep?
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