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The 9 Terrifying Things You'll Find While Spring Cleaning

The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and everywhere, people are celebrating the rebirth of the earth with Spring Cleaning—that yearly occasion for dusting, mopping, sweeping, and scraping moldy socks from the bottom of your hamper before they become self-aware and stage a coup. Which brings us to this: WATCH OUT! For the unwary spring cleaner, danger is everywhere! Filth of unimaginable evil lurks beneath your bed! And the space at the bottom of your hamper is dark and full of terrors! Terrors you'd better start praying now not to encounter when you begin your quest to clean. Terrors like...
Topics: Life
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Kat Rosenfield is a writer, illustrator, advice columnist, YA author, and enthusiastic licker of that plastic liner that comes inside a box of Cheez-Its. She loves zombies and cats. She hates zombie cats. Follow her on Twitter or Tumblr @katrosenfield.

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