In honor of National Poetry Month, please enjoy the following limmies about being a teen:
My homework has just been beset
by the memes on the Internets
There's a panda that sneezes...
But then my comp freezes!
And I'm stuck with some math I don't get.
"I think you are truly the bomb
so will you go with me to prom?
I'll wear a tuxedo
And control my libido"
"I will! Let me check with my mom!"
There once was a young boy named Bieber
who gave all the young ladies fever
Small pox it was not,
they just thought he was hot,
with that hair like a golden retriever.
My friend found a dinosaur bone
and took up his brand new smart phone.
He made a Twitter to say
all the bone did that day,
and now he is always alone.
"OMG I just got a new mac!
It fits right inside my back pack."
"Well just watch out for breezes
cause Apple Care freezes
when glasses of water attack!"
On Monday I ran late for class
so I lied just to cover my tracks
My locker was stuck
and I cursed, "Just my luck!"
And my teacher said, "Oh, you're so crass!"
Lady Gaga she can't do wrong
looks the same wearing slacks as in thongs.
After every new bender
she changes her gender,
but at least she still writes her own songs.
Got a limerick of your own? Leave it in the comments!