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What Your Favorite Summer Blockbuster Says About You

By Chelsea Dagger Apr 19, 2012

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The Bourne Legacy


If you can't wait to see The Bourne Legacy, you...

Never sweat, because sweating is for weaklings who are too stupid to remove their sweat-ducts (which you did in a Taiwanese hotel room using only rusty tweezers and your own teeth). You may have won the World Championships of Assassination at the tender age of 11, but the softer side of you just can't get enough those blogs about puppies wearing glasses.

Your personal mantra: "While you were distracted by my impeccably sculpted jawline, I stabbed you 8 times in the head."

Your special skills: Killin' shit, steely gazes, and Pinterest.
Release date: August 3
Topics: Life, Celebs & Stuff, Summer Movies
Tags: movies, movies we love, snow white and the huntsman, battleship, the dark knight rises, the avengers, the bourne legacy, the lucky one, pixar's brave, summer blockbusters, the amazing spiderman, abraham lincoln vampire hunter

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About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

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