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What Your Favorite Summer Blockbuster Says About You

By Chelsea Dagger Apr 19, 2012

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The Dark Knight Rises


If you can't wait to see The Dark Knight Rises, you...

Have an adorable British butler named Tiberius (and you love him like a father, despite that infuriating fact that he is constantly giving you noogies in front of your arch-nemeses). You're a paragon of morality, charisma, and selflessness, and even your enemies admire you (but that doesn't mean they won't put a bullet in your batsuit if given the chance. CONSTANT VIGILANCE.)

Your personal mantra: "When Gotham is in ashes, you have my permission to shake, shake, shake that booty."

Your special skills: General bad-assery, doing donuts in the Batmobile, elaborate secret high-fives with Tiberius, and spelunking.

Release date: July 20
Topics: Life, Celebs & Stuff, Summer Movies
Tags: movies, movies we love, snow white and the huntsman, battleship, the dark knight rises, the avengers, the bourne legacy, the lucky one, pixar's brave, summer blockbusters, the amazing spiderman, abraham lincoln vampire hunter

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About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

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