If you can't wait to see The Dark Knight Rises, you...
Have an adorable British butler named Tiberius (and you love him like a father, despite that infuriating fact that he is constantly giving you noogies in front of your arch-nemeses). You're a paragon of morality, charisma, and selflessness, and even your enemies admire you (but that doesn't mean they won't put a bullet in your batsuit if given the chance. CONSTANT VIGILANCE.)
Your personal mantra: "When Gotham is in ashes, you have my permission to shake, shake, shake that booty."
Your special skills: General bad-assery, doing donuts in the Batmobile, elaborate secret high-fives with Tiberius, and spelunking.
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