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What Your Favorite Summer Blockbuster Says About You

The Dark Knight Rises

If you can't wait to see The Dark Knight Rises, you...

Have an adorable British butler named Tiberius (and you love him like a father, despite that infuriating fact that he is constantly giving you noogies in front of your arch-nemeses). You're a paragon of morality, charisma, and selflessness, and even your enemies admire you (but that doesn't mean they won't put a bullet in your batsuit if given the chance. CONSTANT VIGILANCE.)

Your personal mantra: "When Gotham is in ashes, you have my permission to shake, shake, shake that booty."

Your special skills: General bad-assery, doing donuts in the Batmobile, elaborate secret high-fives with Tiberius, and spelunking.

Release date: July 20
Topics: Life, Celebs & Stuff, Summer Movies
Tags: movies, movies we love, snow white and the huntsman, battleship, the dark knight rises, the avengers, the bourne legacy, the lucky one, pixar's brave, summer blockbusters, the amazing spiderman, abraham lincoln vampire hunter

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