By Chelsea Dagger Apr 19, 2012
The Dark Knight Rises
If you can't wait to see The Dark Knight Rises, you...
Have an adorable British butler named Tiberius (and you love him like a father, despite that infuriating fact that he is constantly giving you noogies in front of your arch-nemeses). You're a paragon of morality, charisma, and selflessness, and even your enemies admire you (but that doesn't mean they won't put a bullet in your batsuit if given the chance. CONSTANT VIGILANCE.)
Your personal mantra: "When Gotham is in ashes, you have my permission to shake, shake, shake that booty."
Your special skills: General bad-assery, doing donuts in the Batmobile, elaborate secret high-fives with Tiberius, and spelunking.
Release date: July 20