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What Your Favorite Summer Blockbuster Says About You

By Chelsea Dagger Apr 19, 2012

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Brave


If you can't wait to see Brave, you...

Have an affinity for gingers, Scots, and Scottish gingers, in that order. You've always wished they would make a cartoon version of Braveheart (minus the whole disembowelment thing at the end, because that was sort of a downer), and you look absolutely smashing in a kilt.

Your personal mantra: "Katniss ain't got nothin' on me."

Your special skills: Talking in a boss accent, online gambling, and knowing exactly when and how to best employ the phrase, "My hair is so big because it's full of secrets."

Release date: June 22
Topics: Life, Celebs & Stuff, Summer Movies
Tags: movies, movies we love, snow white and the huntsman, battleship, the dark knight rises, the avengers, the bourne legacy, the lucky one, pixar's brave, summer blockbusters, the amazing spiderman, abraham lincoln vampire hunter

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About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

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