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What Your Favorite Summer Blockbuster Says About You

Snow White and the Huntsman

If you can't wait to see Snow White and the Huntsman, you...

Never fully recovered from the Hobbit-sized hole left in your heart after the Lord of the Rings trilogy ended, and have been craving an epic, badass new movie to make you whole again. You are brave but vulnerable, beautiful but humble, and just a little too trusting (case in point: you tend to eat suspicious-looking poison apples that you find laying around in the dirt.)

Your personal mantra:
"Who's the fairest of them all NOW, sucka?!" (to be shouted right before you upend a vat of clam chowder on the Dark Queen's head)

Your special skills: Jumping over flames in slow motion, befriending mythical woodland creatures, and burping the alphabet.
Release date: June 1
Topics: Life, Celebs & Stuff, Summer Movies
Tags: movies, movies we love, snow white and the huntsman, battleship, the dark knight rises, the avengers, the bourne legacy, the lucky one, pixar's brave, summer blockbusters, the amazing spiderman, abraham lincoln vampire hunter

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Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

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