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What Your Favorite Summer Blockbuster Says About You

By Chelsea Dagger Apr 19, 2012

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The Avengers


If you can't wait to see The Avengers, you...

Spend your nights in a handmade Iron Man suit (mostly constructed of egg cartons and yarn), prowling the dangerous streets of suburbia for evil-doers. When you find one (like that stupid Steve Wrigley, who keeps spray-painting "THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED" on everyone's garages), you take swift and righteous action (usually by shouting "QUIT IT, STEVE WRIGLEY! YOUR MOM IS THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS! TOUCH MY GARAGE AND I'LL PUT YOU IN A WORLD OF HURT, SON!")

Your personal mantra:
"You're cruisin' for a bruisin', Wrigley."

Your special skills: Delivering justice to the masses, quoting Robert Downey Jr., punching through pieces of tissue paper with your bare hands, shouting loudly from a safe distance.

The Avengers release date: May 14
Topics: Life, Celebs & Stuff, Summer Movies
Tags: movies, movies we love, snow white and the huntsman, battleship, the dark knight rises, the avengers, the bourne legacy, the lucky one, pixar's brave, summer blockbusters, the amazing spiderman, abraham lincoln vampire hunter

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About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

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