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April Horoscopes!

By Jon_Skindzier Apr 4, 2012

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Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You will butt heads with your best friend this month, but remember, his bark is worse than his bite. Incidentally, if your best friend is not a bison or dog, then you should be deeply concerned about him. Always look for the silver lining in everything, because ever since that candlestick factory blew up, people are finding silver everywhere, like in hamburgers, for example. As a test of your luck, open up a fresh pack of cards. Was there a hundred-dollar bill in it? If so, you will have good luck this month. Your lucky phobia is turophobia (the fear of cheese).
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