No Sparkler's day is complete without a healthy helping of hotness-induced drool, and I've got a feeling that this slideshow will open the saliva floodgates. (Too gross? DON'T CARE.) Just wait 'til you see Chris Hemsworth, butts. Y'ALL ARE GONNA FREAK.
Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)