14-year-old Isabelle was endearingly goofy, totally relatable, and so pretty that she actually managed to pull off the tricky "drop-crotch" pants trend--but none of that mattered to me, because I've seen her in The Orphan
, a torturously scary movie in which she plays Esther, a demonic 9-year-old who is actually a demonic 23-year-old. I REFUSE TO EXPLAIN ANY FURTHER. IT IS SIMPLY TOO TERRIFYING. I just hope that Isabelle didn't take offense to the fact that I shivered fearfully every time she smiled in my direction.