BUTTS, THIS IS TRULY A MOMENTOUS OCCASION. Because today, for the first time in SPARKLIFE HISTORY, we have for you, our amazing, sparkling readers, an EXCLUSIVE CELEBRITY VIDEO. For the next 24 hours, you can only see this video RIGHT HERE, ON OUR SITE. And the best part is: IT'S A VIDEO starring ZAC "HOTTIE WITH A BODY LIKE A MASERATI" EFRON. It is quite possibly the most endearing, adorable video ever made—and we're including all videos with baby pandas burping the alphabet in that evaluation. In it, the Swoonmaster himself (that's a nickname we coined just now) shows you clips from his insanely wonderful upcoming movie The Lorax and gives you the deets on how to talk to your crush—all while wearing a denim button-up. YOU GUYS, A DENIM BUTTON-UP. THIS IS LIKE A DREAM.
It's okay, you can pull a Jonah Hill. We won't judge you—because we're right there with you. IT'S SQUEE TIME. (Manklers, don't be shy. GET IN ON THIS.)
HOW CUTE WAS THAT?! Now that you've been hypnotized by Zac's dimples and are unable to do anything but coo delightedly, why don't you spend a few minutes gazing at these absolutely amazing pics from The Lorax? Just wait 'til you see the tiny bears eating marshmallows. IT MIGHT ACTUALLY KILL YOU.
Here's Zac's character Ted makin' a bold move to get his crush's attention. What's the boldest thing you've ever done to get a crush to notice you? One time I broke into a guy's locker and left a Ninja Turtle action figure inside. He pretty much fell in love with me after that.
HEYO, it's ZAC EFRON. You basically KNOW him after watching that video. You guys should totally hang out.
THESE ARE SINGING FISH THAT I WISH LIVED IN MY APARTMENT WITH ME.
Here's the gorgeous TAYLOR SWIFT in the sound booth, recording the voice for Audrey, Zac's crush!
THESE ARE THE BEARS I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT! THEY ARE ACTUALLY CALLED BAR-BA-LOOTS, WHICH IS THE CUTEST NAME EVER! THEY ARE CHUBBY! THEY DANCE! THEY EAT MARSHMALLOWS! I want to hug them all SO HARD.
This is The Once-ler, voiced by the HILARIOUS Ed Helms!
TRUFFULA TREES! Have you ever seen anything so beautiful in your LIFE?
Oh, you know, just THE LORAX playin' some cards with his pals. CUTENESS OVERLOAD.
Guys, I recently saw a screening of this film, and it was OUT-OF-CONTROL ADORABLE. Like, I wanted to move into the movie and take up permanent residence there and adopt a marshmallow-eating bear and save all the trees and be friends with Zac forever and ever. Are you super pumped for The Lorax?
OH, and don't forget to check out our YouTube channel for this video and many others awesome SparkLife vlogs!!
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