Music You Should Hate

We're running out of playlists in our inbox, which is a sad, sad thing. So, to provoke you all to anger and therefore productivity, we've compiled this list of the worst songs in the world that you should never, ever listen to. And unless you want a repeat of this terrible music, you should send us more playlists!

"Moves Like Jagger" by Maroon 5. This song is just obnoxious. It has no point and basically no thought process, and it will get stuck in your head forEVER. Save yourself the torture, and leave it alone.

"Woe" by Say Anything. If this song doesn't make you annoyed, then you are unannoyable. Or just have strange music tastes. In any case, isn't it TERRIBLE? (Also, isn't it ironic that the YouTube caption says "Best Song" on it?)

"Beautiful" by Christina Aguilera. We'll probably get some flak for this one, but don't you think that having to say you're beautiful THAT MANY TIMES kinda sounds like too much protestation? Also, who out there is saying Christina Aguilera isn't pretty? We thought that was why she was famous...

"8675309/Jenny" by Tommy Tutone. First off, this guys name is...dumb? Also, maybe we're biased, but isn't this song OBNOXIOUS? We bet it was his parents' number and he couldn't remember it or something.

"Benny and the Jets" by Elton John. Forget the music, and forget all the movies this song has been in. Just think about this: can you understand one word the man is saying?!

"Trapped in the Drive-Thru" by Weird Al. Not only is this song waaaayy to long, but it's also just plain awful. Weird Al can be funny, but this one was a huge screw-up.

"Bleeding Love" by Leona Lewis. More like bleating love, if you ask us. Seriously, how much can she repeat that one phrase in her awful, whiny voice?

"Live Like We're Dying" by Kris Allen. We know, we know. Everyone loves this song. Except us. Every time we hear it, we want to punch something. Tell us we're not alone?

"Red Solo Cup" by Toby Keith. Theoretically, it is illegal to hate any song that Glee has performed, but we hate it anyway. WHY? WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER SING THIS?

"You Raise Me Up" by Josh Groban. We have some really, really bad theories about this song. We bet he uses it to get all the pretty women in bed with him. Seriously.

What are your least favorite songs? And SEND YOUR PLAYLISTS TO contribute@sparknotes.com!