Last week I asked you butts to spin me a yarn about being best friends with your favorite celebrity, and the results were utterly DELIGHTFUL (Ryan Gosling knitting? Shatner being Shatner? ME watching LOTR?! What a dream!). But I have to say that I was deeply saddened by the winning entry (though I of course mean no disrespect at all to WoodytheWoodChuck, and in fact greatly admire her skill for brevity and sense of humor), because, as some of you know, I am a true-blue aficionado of KStew, and any disdain for her wounds me greatly. Fortunately, in the next 2 weeks, I will unveil a SUPER AWESOME SECRET that shall hopefully change your minds about this adorably awkward starlet. Until then, I will just say, GIVE THE STEW A CHANCE. And now, how about a round of hip thrusts and hoorahs for last week's winners!
Sparklers' Choice (with an astounding 41 votes): WoodytheWoodChuck! She kept it short and hilariously scathing:
My best friend is Kristen Stewart. We don't do much.
Dagger's Choice: It's a tie between AreWeHuman? and crazywritergirl! Yes, I'm a raging narcissist, but these are HILARIOUS and I WISH THEY WERE REAL.
AreWeHuman?:
"Tweet, Tweet"
yep, that's the signal. My cohort and I (we cleverly call each other Dagger the Deadly and Human the Living) are very nearly there. This may well be a dream come true: our prey doesn't even notice us behind him... outside the window...on the second floor... in a tree. But HE is right THERE - Daniel Radcliffe. And He's watching LOTR! In fact, I don't think this could have been any better if it were a dream.
Right up until the branch snapped.
So yes, thats how I ended up sitting next to Chelsea Dagger and Harry Potter, watching awesome fantasy movies. With free chocolate frogs, courtesy of the Boy Who Lived.
True Story. 100%. Not lying AT ALL.
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crazywritergirl:
My best friend is Chelsea Dagger.
We hang out in my mansion made out of paper-mache with $1000 bills for paper and unicorn tears for paste. We invite all of YOUR celebrity crushes over all the time to play badmington, swim in our winter-olympic-sized-pool (its like a normal olympic pool, but cooler *do you get it*)
And we watch all three LOTR movies, except we watch them while parasailing over my private beach. We use the water as a gaint screen (I have a projecter installed in the sky because I'm awesome) The LOTR movies are director's cut, of course.
And we have cheese-ball eating contests. The winner gets their own legion of baby harp-seals.
THE END!
Dagger's Runners-Up:
Well played, all of you! I daresay you get smarter each week! (I've been watching a lot of Downtown Abbey lately and it's having the most FETCHING effect on my diction). Now get out your keyboards and whip me up something brilliant for this week's prompt:
Write a short story (max: 400 words) about a character who is forced to marry his/her greatest enemy. What happens? Do they fall in lurve despite their differences, or do they take drastic action to end their matrimony? OH, HOW I LOVE A GOOD INTRIGUE.
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