Libra (September 23 – October 22)
"Sorry" is a difficult thing to say, but so is "obstreperous," so you might as well just say the first one. If you don't owe anybody an apology, just say it to whoever happens to be within earshot. You can try saying the second one instead, but if you do, whoever you say it to will just think you're obstreperous. Be especially way of plum puddings this month. Your bizarre February holiday is Plum Pudding Day.