5 Reasons Snuggies Are Totally Amazing

Think Snuggies are a marketing ploy made of fleece? daisymay236 is here to straighten you out! —Sparkitors

Snuggie. Just seeing that word probably made a few infomercials, parodies, or jokes pop into your head. But have you ever actually tried a Snuggie? No? Well, then you can't really say anything about it, can you?

For example: there are thousands of Twilight "haters" out there, but how many do you think have actually read any of the book? Not very many, I can tell you that (I might be one of them...). Most of them are "wannabe haters." The hipster inside of them is telling them to reject anything popular.

The same goes for Snuggies, which is why I am going to present you with 5 reasons why you should try a Snuggie before you toss it into the corner of ridicule for all of eternity.

1. Everybody loves Snuggies! Seriously, dogs, cats, fish, cults—everybody just lurvezz Snuggies!

2. They’re crazy soft. Even if you never put on a Snuggie in your life, you need to feel one. Their softness is equivalent to that of a wee, baby, meadow-frolicking bunny rabbit.

3. One word: pockets.

4. You can attend Snuggie parties/flash mobs! Which may or may not be secret Snuggie code for cult meetings!

5. They come in Harry Potter. No further words are necessary.

By now you’re probably squirming in your seat with excitement, eagerly waiting to buy your Snuggie. I shall keep you no longer, go forth and purchase your sleeved blanket from a purveyor of awesomeness!

(photo by Calmenda)

Do you own and love and Snuggie? Fess up!