Last year we gave you some Valentine's haiku (free of charge, we might add) that were sure to sweep your would-be honeys off their feet (assuming they were delivered in song, in Paris, and accompanied by a bouquet of 200 Swarovski-encrusted roses and Logan Lerman). Not to be outdone by last year (that is the real problem with Valentine's Day, isn't it? that every year you have to top yourself, which is how we ended up skywriting Dan Bergstein's name over Pennsylvania last year), we are taking a Cupid's arrow stab at it again. Feast your fawning hearts on these lyrical love nuggets, Sparklebutts.
Red Hots
Oh how I love thee,
Cinnamon candy tongue burn,
But not on my cake.
Whitman's Sampler
What sweet mysteries
Do you hold within your walls?
Aw, I hate nougat!
Rom-Com
Today is your day,
Film with Katherine Heigl
And... doesn't matter.
7-Eleven Rose
You look so tragic
In your frail cellophane sheath.
Should have gone Slurpee.
St. Valentine
Something tells me you
Did not die at pagan hands
So I could eat sweets.
Submit your Valentine's Day haiku! (I need something to put inside of my boyfriend's card.)
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