Will U B My Stock-Photo Valentine?

This time of year is special for us, Sparkluvs. Not only is Valentine's Day fast-approaching, but it's also our three-year anniversary. I knew you'd forget. Which is why I'm reminding you now so you have plenty of time to get me a gift. Three years ago, we embarked on our relationship with this special little post. Like all good first dates, it was tentative, awkward, and slightly inappropriate. My, how time flies when you're having fun. I've been thinking about what to get you. You say you don't want it, but I know you've had your eye on it for awhile, so I went ahead and splurged. I got you these four insane stock photos in a face-off of Valentine's Day proportions. I hope they fit. I love you. Never leave me.

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Cupid, God of Love, March 2011-Present
Responsibilities: Compel amorous inclinations and romantic affection in clients unaware of my existence; maintain mythological tradition; exhibit mastery of archery.

American Apparel, Retail Specialist, May 2009-Aug 2011
Responsibilities: Folded leggings, jeggings, skeggings, adult onesies, and knit body stockings; handled cash and credit card transactions with appropriate indolence and torpor; stood around looking underfed, stylish, and wan; called the cops on some frat boy who tried to steal a t-shirt.

Cut from the Victoria's Secret fashion show at the last minute.

CR8Z 4 U

You might want to get that looked at...

Happy anniversary, Sparklebutts! Which one made you happiest?