Guess what? Words With Friends could save your life. It’s a great thing. In fact, the world could have used Words With Friends a lot sooner. Just like macaroni isn’t complete without cheese, panda isn’t complete without bear, and polar isn’t complete without bear, words just aren’t complete without…friends!
Just imagine if this amazing innovation had come sooner in history…
1. Jacob wouldn’t have had to wrestle the angel.
Angel: I’ve got a bunch of consonants I can’t use together.
Jacob: Don’t you hate that?
Angel: There we go!
Jacob: "KWEEZY?" That’s not a word!
Angel: I’m an angel. Of course it’s a word.
Jacob: No it’s not! You’re breaking the rules. …Ow! Why do I feel so strange all of a sudden?
Angel: You’re feeling kweezy.
2. The Egyptian pyramids wouldn’t have been quite so dead.
Tutankhamen's Facebook: Gods im soooo addicted to hieroglyphics with friends.
3. Robin Hood would have had another way to tick off the sheriff.
Sheriff: I hate Words With Enemies.
Robin: There.
Sheriff: "Amoeba"? Is that even a word?
Robin: It let me put it in, didn’t it?
Sheriff: You’re cheating. (Puts down word.)
Robin: "Sore." Greaaat word.
Sheriff: Shut up and play.
Robin: Fine.
Sheriff: "Nucleic"? God in heaven!
4. Abraham Lincoln’s life might’ve been saved!
John Wilkes Booth: "Hallow." Very nice, Mr. President. (Puts down word.)
Abraham: Am I seeing a trend here, Mr. Booth?
John: What do you mean?
Abraham: "Tyrants," "revolver," "retribution," "confederacy," and "headshot" have been your words so far.
John: Um…
5. The Pony Express wouldn’t have ended so soon.
Pony Express Rider: Here’s your letter!
The Lone Ranger: Thanks. It only took you two months. (Opens letter.) ‘Zucchini’? Damn you, Tonto! That’s wicked good.
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