If there's one thing we know about you butts (aside from the fact that you secretly Google "Ron Weasley's phone number?" on a regular basis), it's that ya'll are stone cold theater GEEKS. So we know you'll be just as excited/shocked/appalled/sweaty about this news as we are: TAYLOR SWIFT has been offered the part of Eponine in the upcoming Hollywood version of one of your all-time favorite musicals, Les Miserables.
The film, which is due to open December 7 of this year, boasts a cast list as sexy as Chelsea Dagger's patented hip thrust dance move (which is to say, dangerously sexy): so far, the production has signed on Amanada Seyfried as Cosette, Eddie Redmayne as Marius, Anne Hathaway as Fantine, Hugh Jackman as Jean Valjean, and Russell Crowe as Inspector Javert.
Our first reaction upon seeing this list: Russell Crowe can SING?! We've got a few doubts about the vocal talent of some of the cast members, but overall, we can't wait to see this classic brought to the big screen. And with 12 months until it hits theaters, we've got plenty of time to choreograph a fabulously jazzy, guillotine-inspired "French Revolution" dance number. ARE YOU IN?
What are your thoughts about the cast list, butts? Do you think Taylor can pull off the part, or do you wish it had gone to someone else?
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