Reciting poetry to impress girls is elementary, my dear Watsons. You know what will really impress that special someone you're hoping to vacuum seal your lips to at midnight on New Years' Eve? Reciting Sparku (that's SparkLife haiku, n00bs).
Midnight Kiss
I wait for midnight
To bring some sweet lip lovin'.
Pucker up. Suck air.
Auld Lang Syne
Does anyone know
What these mysterious words
Actually mean?
Paper Crowns
Red tissue paper
For which my head is too big,
Pop from thy cracker!
Resolution
Of course I'll do this
Monumental thing of which
I've no intention.
Countdown
We count down to one
As Seacrest's glittery ball
Drops it like it's hot.
Hoppin' John
If you ate a piece
Of Fergie on New Years Day,
Would it bring you luck?
Would you suck face with someone who recited Sparku?
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