Trolls of the Interwebz: The Illustrated Guide

Ah, the joys of internet commenting! Since the rise of web 2.0, the commenting forums on sites like YouTube, Yahoo, and (of course!) SparkLife have created discussion, facilitated debate, and allowed people from all over the world to enjoy the benefits of intellectual interaction on the world wide web.
But alas, not all commenters are created equal. Some are stupid. Some are mean. And some, drunk on the ability to say anything they want under the internet's cloak of anonymity, abandon all pretense of humanity entirely and become... Internet Trolls! But don't worry: trolls are easy to spot in their natural habitat, thanks to their adherence to one of five distinct trolling patterns. And with our handy Guide to Internet Trolls, you'll never again wonder whether you're dealing with...