Did you know Santa live-Tweets his Christmas ride every year? Read on for a few choice excerpts from @KringleAllTheWay.
KringleAllTheWay 20 Redbulls are a good start to the night, right? I swear, I should get a sponsorship deal. #hireme
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KringleAllTheWay The missus washed my trip-round-the world pants yesterday. And threw them in the dryer. On high heat. Ho Ho OwPinchBadEvil.
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KringleAllTheWay "You seriously think that was ME?" @MrsClawsIfYoureNasty Sorry. Sorry! Elf prank. Sorry! Sheesh.
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KringleAllTheWay Radio clearance from NASA! 9 reindeer psyched after weeks of speed training! Magic present bag? Uh...Hold up a sec. #duh #brainpleasework
9 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
KringleAllTheWay Constellations. Comets. Space unicorns. Picking it all up on the sleigh-cam. Sweet. #yestheyrereal
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KringleAllTheWay Just squeezed through a stove pipe with 26 presents. Top that, Taylor Lautner!
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KringleAllTheWay You guys know that whole "bowl full of jelly" thing is garbage, right? Two words: Pi. Lates. #corestrength
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KringleAllTheWay I'm all about the alternatives to milk and cookies, but a spirulina smoothie and kale chips? Really?
7 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
KringleAllTheWay Heading up the "nice" list: Emma Stone. The "naughty" list: The Situation. #likeyoudidntknow
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KringleAllTheWay @ElfCommandCentral You guys need anything from Bavaria? Lederhosen? http://bit.ly/vtkZWN
6 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
KringleAllTheWay Close call! Almost spotted. Gotta thank that Potter kid for the invisibility cloak. #yeshesrealtoo
6 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
KringleAllTheWay This kid asked for a microscope, a chemistry set, and juggling balls. #itsallaboutbalance
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KringleAllTheWay Pit stop in Namibia. Nothing cuter than a sleepy zebra.
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KringleAllTheWay Do you guys every think about how "Christmas" spelled backwards is "Samtsirhc?" Yeah. Me neither :)
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KringleAllTheWay Down to the last 150,000 stops! Man, this goes faster every year!
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KringleAllTheWay To everyone in the greater Tokyo area: sorry about that. If you see a hoof-sized dent in your roof, blame Blitzen. #clumsymuch
2 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
KringleAllTheWay @ElfCommandCentral @MrsClawsIfYoureNasty @MakeItReindeer Whew! Great job everyone! Bigtime congrats!
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KringleAllTheWay ...And, of course? 1 present left in the bag. Anyone want anything while I'm out? #gofigure
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