December Horoscopes-Super Slideshow Edition!

Aries (March 21 – April 19)
The month is long and full of joy
But do not talk to the well-dressed boy.
Be wary of sticks and presents that glow.
And whatever you do, don’t eat lavender snow.
Money is yours, if you wear the right shoes.
There is love to be found, right near the moose.
In three days you will meet, by the unopened door,
A tall former friend, who is looking to score.
Be kind to pets and to moms who are sleeping.
Your lucky presents this month are ten lords a-leaping.