Ashton and Demi Are Getting Divorced, Ungrammatically

WHAT A SHOCKER (sarcasm hand).

Demi's statement throws a subtle side-eye at Ashton:

"It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life."

Something tells us that Demi's "certain values and vows" don't include naked hot-tubbing with random blonde girls two decades younger than her :(

We heartily wish Demi would join Team Oxford Comma, but her grammatical missteps are nothing compared to Ashton's. He tweets:

"Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail. Love and Light, AK"

First of all, "Love and Light": barf. Second: what's the error here?

Leave your grammar corrections and thoughts on this divorce in the comments!

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