Most of you butts seem to have an inexplicable distaste for Kristen Stewart, but even the harshest among you will have to admit: she KILLED IT at the Breaking Dawn London premiere last night. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for all of her red-carpet compatriots—but we'll get to that in a minute. For now, put aside your nay-saying and admire awkward vampire beauty at its sparkling best (and then, get ready to shield your eyes).
COME ON, JUST LOOK AT THAT SMILE! Kristen is glowing in a stunning Roberto Cavalli dress cinched with an Alexander McQueen belt. This is EXACTLY the dress we would have worn to the Yule Ball, if the Yule Ball was a real thing, and stupid Ron hadn't asked stupid Padma Patil.
Ashley Greene looks like a super-glam assassin in a black and white gown with daring cut-outs. (You could pay us 3 billion cheeseburgers,and 18 pounds of gold, and we STILL would never, ever wear a dress designed to show off our midriff. DEATH FIRST.)
Nikki Reed wore an acid-yellow dress that has left us temporarily blind. Do not stare directly at your screen, or your retinas will forever suffer the consequences.
RPatz and Taylor Lautner wore suits. Again. Mix it up, fellas! Maybe a well-placed fedora? Or a giant hot dog costume? BE BOLD!
We'd never heard of Lauren Pope before this morning, but now her image is burned into our minds for all eternity. We're pretty sure that her dress is illegal in 38 different countries—in fact, it's probably even illegal for you to be looking at it right now. If we all end up in jail, we know who to blame.
Which look was your favorite? Do you finally concede that Kristen looks sorta awesome? Are you unable to think or form sentences after the Lauren Pope Incident?
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Topics: Life, Celebs & Stuff
Tags: twilight, fashion, robert pattinson, celebrities, taylor lautner, movie premieres, kristen stewart, breaking dawn, celebs, ashley greene, nikki reed
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