Recipe Week Is Coming!

Sparklers, an Exciting Thing is happening! Next week! Put on your I'm-so-thrilled-I-could-pee-my-pants pants and get ready to jump up and down, because we are about to KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF.

Next week is Recipe Week on SparkLife. And no, that does not mean we are expecting all of you to put on your aprons and magically turn into Betty or Bert Crockers. However, there are a few things you can do to have Loads of Awesome Fun during Recipe Week:

• Send us your favorite yummy recipes! Anything that does not include chocolate and/or gummy bears will be immediately rejected. (Just kidding, but seriously: the yummier, the better.)
• Write posts about your kitchen Mishaps, Mayhem, and Monumental Monstrosities! (Didn't you like the alliteration there?) We're sure you've got some great kitchen stories, and we want to hear, so share your ooey-gooey triumphs and failures with the Entire Internet!
• Send us posts about Thanksgiving. Because everyone knows that Thanksgiving is all about cooking, and cooking is all about recipes. Also, it is November, which really should be renamed Thanksgiving Month (AKA Over-stuff Yourself Month).
• Write recipes for things that don't involve food, like a "Recipe for the Perfect Breakup" or a "Recipe for Making Everyone in the Entire World Hate You" (except you can't write that one, because it's ours—we've worked YEARS to develop that recipe.)

So send your Recipe Week contributions to contribute@sparknotes.com and get ready, because we are about to BLOW UP YOUR MINDS (and also our kitchen stoves).