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Dangerously Sexy Halloween Costumes

Walking dead? Try walking dead sexy.
What you need: Fishnets, face paint, and fake blood.
Step 1: Powder or paint your face until you look sallow and bloodless; use brown eye shadow to give your eyes and cheeks that "sunken" look.
Step 2: Add a nice, thick dribble of fake blood around your mouth.
Step 3: Spend the entire party launching yourself indiscriminately at people's faces like the trampy undead skank that you are.
Topics: Life
Tags: holidays, slideshows, halloween, costumes

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