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Dangerously Sexy Halloween Costumes

Sexy Hot Dog

Everyone loves a hot Halloweenie.
What you need:
Fishnets, brown shorts, and a brown hoodie.
Step 1: Put on your fishnets and shorts. Zip the hoodie as high as it goes, then pull the hood close around your face.
Step 2: Compliment attractive strangers on their shapely buns.
Topics: Life
Tags: holidays, slideshows, halloween, costumes

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