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Dangerously Sexy Halloween Costumes

By kat_rosenfield Oct 31, 2011

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It's Halloween, and you know what that means: you've got a hundred costumes to choose from, and every single one of them is a "sexy" something or other! Sexy maid, sexy firefighter, sexy flight attendant, sexy prison convict with a sexy life sentence for mutliple sexy homicides... and is it us, or is this getting boring? So, since the Sexy Halloween trend is getting just a tad predictable—and since, in certain zip codes, there's a full-on freezing snowstorm predicted for October 31st—wouldn't it be nice if you had Seven Sexy costume ideas that didn't involve exposing 95% of your epidermis to the elements?
Well, GUESS WHAT.
Topics: Life
Tags: holidays, slideshows, halloween, costumes

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kat_rosenfield

Kat Rosenfield is a writer, illustrator, advice columnist, YA author, and enthusiastic licker of that plastic liner that comes inside a box of Cheez-Its. She loves zombies and cats. She hates zombie cats. Follow her on Twitter or Tumblr @katrosenfield.

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