The Illustrated Guide to Cold Contagion

Do you have a cold? Well, 'tis the season! Between the changing weather and the back-to-school rush, sometimes staying healthy is just too dang hard. But... wait, you're not going to keep this contagion celebration all to yourself, are you? That would be selfish! And everyone knows that the sniffling, sneezing, snot-hocking weeks ahead of you will be much more fun if you share them with your friends. So get ready, get set, follow these four simple steps for maximum spread of your autumnal germs—and when you're finally sniffly enough to miss school, you'll be sure to have plenty of company on the Couch of Mucus-Covered Misery.