Ever since we saw The Social Network, we've been passionate defenders of Mark Zuckerberg, who we assume is exactly like Jesse Eisenberg playing Mark Zuckerberg. Therefore, we are deeply excited about his announcement of a new thing called Facebook Timeline, even though we have no idea what it is.
After watching the video preview, we are:
1) ...crying, just a little bit (what?? The part about the baby is so moving!)
2) ...under the impression that this is basically a redesign of profile pages, with tons of photos, and all your updates, statuses, and pics in one place
3) ...worried that now everyone will be able to scroll down to humiliating pics of our high school haircuts (think blunt ends) and ex-boyfriends (think mean jerks)
4) ...reminded that one day, we will die. (That quickly-moving part at the end; what's it moving towards? THE GRAVE.)
What do you think of Timeline? Do you know what it is? Is it okay to call it "Timeline"? Will we all get used to it within two weeks, the way we get used to every radical Facebook overhaul?
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