A Tour of SparkLife Academy!

DeadlyBeauty kicks off SparkLife Academy Week with this fabulous tour. —Sparkitors

So you’re new at SparkLife academy? Let me show you around! Here are the classrooms—you’ll notice they all have lots of posters on the walls; some of them are quotes from famous people like Einstein, Gandhi, Dan Bergstein—what, you don’t know who he is?! Well, you’ll know soon enough! He’s one of the teachers here. He teaches Dan Humor (yes, that’s a subject here), and he’s also one of the Comic Art teachers, along with Jono and Kat (who is also Auntie SparkNotes—you can go see her every time you have a problem).

And here’s the dining room; yes, there is only one table. And yes, it’s a very, very big table. And yes, that is the biggest menu in the entire universe. Even if you’re a picky eater, you’ll find at least 100 courses you like—our cooks are magic, like everyone else here.

And these are the grounds! The biggest you could imagine! Don’t worry, if you get lost, the other Sparklers are always around to help you to get back to the main building; I can’t think of even one Sparkler who wouldn’t be kind enough to help you.

You'll notice that we practice lots of sports here at SparkLife Academy, but our official sport—and the one we like best—is Sparkleball. It was invented by Sparklers a few years ago! A few people carry around twelve large balls and try not to fall on the obstacles, and all the non-ball-bearing people have to help them stay upright while dancing the Funky Chicken. The best part is that there are no opposing teams, so every time someone wins, we all go to the victory party.

And we have a lot of parties, but we don’t forget to do our homework! It's never hard homework, anyway, since in less than three months our teachers’ megaawesomesauce teaching techniques will have helped you achieve maximum potential.

Ah, here are the lockers; upstairs are the dorms. I’m sure you’ll love your roommates; everyone’s fabulously nice!

Anyway, you should go settle in, and I have to go to Jono’s Art Class, but I’ll see you soon!

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