The Hunger Games Preview Was, Like, 2 Seconds Long, and Other Non-News from the VMAs

The Hunger Games Preview Was, Like, 2 Seconds Long, and Other Non-News from the VMAs

By Emily Winter

If you "missed" the VMAs last night, here's everything you'll need to know for the final exam, which does not actually exist, because that would be awful.

1. Beyonce is preggo. What should she name her baby bump? (Optimus Bergstein.)

2. Gaga went as her male alterego, Jo Calderone. Creepily, we want to marry him.

3. Katy Perry put yellow box on head, won Video of Year.

4. Nicki Minaj looked like prickly cotton candy, is our hero.

5. The Hunger Games Preview was a sad sad bust, we think. Agree?

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