Ode to Dan Bergstein

alexsarcastic221, we second all of these emotions. —Sparkitors

Dan, oh Dan, how shall I describe thee?

With your luscious brown beard come sit here beside me.

Tell me of werewolves and jetpacks and swords

Of wizards named Harry and dark, evil lords

While Edward and Jacob and Bella all ponder

What the future will hold as they forever wander

I will read Dan Bergstein’s great humor and wit

As he talks of the Potters, Argog and Flitwick

Dan has enlightened me is so many ways

He made me love Twilight! (Sarcasm hand raised)

Week after week Dan thrills me with tales

Of Shark Force Omega and Hogwarts security fails

Smeyer may live with her sinister pets

But Emmett and Rowling will get her I bet!

‘Dactyl Dan is so cool even when he gets hyper

Marcus would say that he’s totally viper

He flexes his calves with such strength and power

Enough to make even evil Vamps cower

As the end of Dan’s week is drawing near

I wonder if we could do this 52 times a year

I’ll wrap this up now as I’m sure you’re all tired

Of hearing my thoughts on this man so admired

But my final thought is one so stunning

It shall serve as a testament to my ultimate cunning

Dan is so cool and not at all lame

Perhaps he should blog through The Hunger Games!

What do you want Dan to blog next?

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