For those who fancy spicing up their staid love lives with a nice side of DOOM, you can't do better than Romeo. This sixteen year-old drama queen will throw himself at you with all the hysterical enthusiasm of an inebriated frat boy, except he talks a lot prettier and wears pantaloons. Just beware: Romeo's immature volatility can take a situation from zero to FUBAR in less than sixty seconds.
Kat Rosenfield is a writer, illustrator, advice columnist, YA author, and enthusiastic licker of that plastic liner that comes inside a box of Cheez-Its. She loves zombies and cats. She hates zombie cats. Follow her on Twitter or Tumblr @katrosenfield.