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Who's Your Literary Boyfriend?

By kat_rosenfield Jul 22, 2011

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Zaphod Beeblebrox

Do you get bored with monogamy? Consider the two-headed beefcakery of one Mister Zaphod Beeblebrox. Life with this charming, multi-noggined narcissist won't always be perfect, but it'll definitely be different! Just, uh, make sure you double up on birth control; like a pair of pantyhose purchased at T.J. Maxx, this dude's genetics are slightly irregular.
Topics: Books, Advice
Tags: crushes, slideshows, boyfriends, hot guys, fictional characters, literary soulmate slideshows

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kat_rosenfield

Kat Rosenfield is a writer, illustrator, advice columnist, YA author, and enthusiastic licker of that plastic liner that comes inside a box of Cheez-Its. She loves zombies and cats. She hates zombie cats. Follow her on Twitter or Tumblr @katrosenfield.

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