Do you get bored with monogamy? Consider the two-headed beefcakery of one Mister Zaphod Beeblebrox. Life with this charming, multi-noggined narcissist won't always be perfect, but it'll definitely be different! Just, uh, make sure you double up on birth control; like a pair of pantyhose purchased at T.J. Maxx, this dude's genetics are slightly irregular.
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