Do you enjoy love in the form of abuse, conflict, and hardcore emotional torment that ends only after you are dead? Have we got the guy for you! Moody, broody Heathcliff will be super mean to you all the time and destroy your family in the process... but that's just his way of showing that he cares.
Kat Rosenfield is a writer, illustrator, advice columnist, YA author, and enthusiastic licker of that plastic liner that comes inside a box of Cheez-Its. She loves zombies and cats. She hates zombie cats. Follow her on Twitter or Tumblr @katrosenfield.